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Independent Role Play Blog for Derek Hale from MTV's Teen Wolf. This blog is multi-verse, multi-ship, and all fandom friendly, and allows many forms of play.

The player is over 21 and open to plot with anyone. Posts considered nsfw or triggering will be tagged, but likely, not under cuts.

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stop the damn in-fighting over a hoodie

SCOTT GETS TO WEAR A RED HOODIE! STILES GETS TO WEAR A RED HOODIE! EVERYBODY GETS TO WEAR A RED HOODIE!

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(because it’s one of their school colors and shouldn’t be so shocking if everyone at that school has one)

felicitysmock:

Max would like to see a unicorn on TW, Ian would like to see Lydia as a mermaid, Tyler would like to see a dragon, JR would like butterflies “really dangerous butterflies” Tyler would also like Greek mythology monsters and JR added “Greek butterflies”

Max would choose Highway to Hell for Aiden’s funeral song, Tyler sang “it didn’t get better” JR would have Stairway to heaven, Ian would have Somewhere over the rainbow

Their movie together would be Hangover

Ian’s porn name would be South Pantera, Tyler’s would be Diamond Vista Ridge, Max’s would be Ziggy Palacades and JR’s would be Sheeba Leafwilloway.

Tyler would lock JR Bourne in a room and make it super dirty and messy and it would torment him, Ian would pick Jill to lock in a room and smear her face with rotten food, JR would pick a guy from his neighbour who doesn’t pick up after his dog, and Max “believes in peace” lmao

Max would be best friends with Scott, JR would pick his father to make him nice, Ian would be bffs with the Sheriff and Tyler would be friends with Coach. Because he’d be crazy fun to hang out with.

Some question about if they ever argue with the writers about their characters, they all said no.

They’d all be on House of Cards except Max who would like to sell meth on Breaking Bad.

Ian’s favourite sin is to eat a lot and drink a lot, Max’s favourite vice in himself is that there are so many, Tyler agrees with Ian, JR says ‘this is hard, only not right now,’ lol and his fave vice is inappropriateness.

Ian’s porn name would be South Pantera, Tyler’s would be Diamond Vista Ridge, Max’s would be Ziggy Palacades and JR’s would be Sheeba Leafwilloway.

JFC. It should be called “DOIN HELLA DUDES”. Obviously.

it’s that time of year

SWEET POTATO PIE > > > > > > > > > > > > > PUMPKIN PIE

I’LL FIGHT YOU

No, but really, I’m not looking forward to the inevitable moments of serious side-eye I will be giving some new Dylan O’Brien fans when I’m like, “GDI why is he still wearing Those Damn Khakis™?” and they’re like “I THINK HE LOOKS GREAT IN WHATEVER HE CHOOSES TO WEAR :)”

—drowns self in old bitter fan tea—

TYLER HOECHLIN IS DOING THE LINKLATER MOVIE THAT IS A ‘SPIRITUAL SEQUEL’ TO DAZED AND CONFUSED

HELP

What do you mean, recliners aren’t made with built-in cat beds? I’m skeptical.

What do you mean, recliners aren’t made with built-in cat beds? I’m skeptical.

jehnt:

Ever since I saw helenish's comment on “Bear,” I knew this had to happen.

What are you saying? How dare you accuse me of being a person who would hope for Tyler Hoechlin, a gentle, kind, and hardworking person, to encounter terrible financial difficulties and have no choice but to star in the movie adaptation of this book? HOW DARE YOU. I would never.

jehnt:

Ever since I saw helenish's comment on “Bear,” I knew this had to happen.

What are you saying? How dare you accuse me of being a person who would hope for Tyler Hoechlin, a gentle, kind, and hardworking person, to encounter terrible financial difficulties and have no choice but to star in the movie adaptation of this book? HOW DARE YOU. I would never.

Dylan O’Brien and Kaya Scodelario Get Quizzed